Sitemap - 2023 - The Rectangle

The lockscreen as a modern locket

Behold, prison hooch!

Buy first, be later

The philosophy of tracking music

Like Spotify Wrapped? You'll love Last.fm

Big Tech is bad — but not all the time

People are pissing all over the place

Boy mathing my way to a new TV

The Touch Bar is dead, long live the Touch Bar

He only went and drank 2,000 pints

Look how they massacred Bandcamp

Indie Sleaze & disintegrating digital memory

Happy birthday!

RIP YouTube Premium Lite

Some tech should stay lost

Apple's scummy update cycle

Cool stuff I saw at IFA 2023

Here's a helpful WhatsApp tip

The quest for perpetual stew

Where are all the electronics repair shops?

A chat with the creator of the 'relatable Jeremy Strong meme'

Hold up, this is about a work tool?

Musk is two little boys in a man suit

Apps are dumb — and VanMoof is the proof

Prime Day sucks

I hate how much I love YouTube Premium

Forsooth, a new Furby

Superb sleep app swallowed by online shit wave

God bless Battle Chess

Oh no! It's the Apple Vision Pro!

'Recorder in the Corner' is the song of the summer

Meet the man trying to drink 2,000 pints in 2023

The new Zelda game is a glimpse of pure humanity

The Pixel Fold is Google's final shot at smartphone relevance

Huh, half of vinyl buyers don't own a record player???

An old tech solution to a new tech problem

Bow down to time-stamping YouTubers

Meet the teen who tried watching 'The Lorax' every day for a year

Explaining the 'let it linger' meme

Musk must run all the things

Punching phone addiction in the face

Why, music apps, why?!?

Praise be the humble kettle

Addicted to earbuds

Hey Elon, I can help

Hardware subscriptions are a horrible idea

Why turning it off and on again works so well

What's better? Ereaders or real books?

Google is only useful for searching Reddit

Cheers for the sucky new MacBook Pro, Apple

Throwing the iPhone a sweet sixteen

Movies of 2022: The films that shaped my year