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Festive greetings!

Dead phone

You finally did it, Apple

FIFA: Beanie Babies in football form

Nationalise YouTube

Help! I need a power bank

Disposable cameras are back, baby

Things more likely than Google paying Russia $2 undecillion

I still miss you, StumbleUpon

Vinyl's dead

Why don't books come with digital downloads?

A history of the 4 beers and 2 cigs speedrun

The majesty of the rice cooker

Apple thirsts for your earholes

I've seen Spotify's future

Pebbling? What the hell even is that?

Social media free Sundays

An ode to the Chromecast

I want a 'forever mouse'

Who needs a Friend?

QR code menus are criminal

You can't trust Google Maps

Right time

The death of music TV

Examining the 'Life If They Lived Closer' meme

EUROS FEVER

Cheers, earplugs

Pondering Sonos' first headphones

Chess: The joy of sucking

Ranking the newest emojis

Sorry, iPads, sorry

When's a computer not a computer?

Boy Math™? Oh boy...

A 'discount sticker' TikTok account is the purest thing online

Use your stuff

I can't wait for full colour ereaders

Really? You want a robot?

The horror of a broken hard drive

This teen is tattooing himself 500 times in 500 days

That's weird, Spotify, real weird

Memes and our metamodern condition

Willy Wonka and weird-ass AI

Why can't I be a dick to AI?

Sorry I doubted you, Screen Time

The Vision Pro? Daddy, chill

I love Google Maps' lists, they suck

Bidets and butt wipes

RIP Pitchfork

Bots do it better

The best of The Rectangle in 2023

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